04 April 2013

grammar nazis fuck off

random people ive
misfortunatley run cross
seem take up the mantle

grammar nazi

like its cute
like its ok

beating folks over the figurative
head

smudging them into language ghettos

lettin em fend for theyselves
in cut throat intern camps

its called grammar shaming

exhibit 29,666-y to the 3rd i have a bad feeling about this
just because you spout back
whatever rules were shoved
downthroat at whatever
grade or secondary echelon

doesnt make you cool
doesnt make you hip

a language dudnt have rulllles
it has conventions



but people cant let
there be fun
in language
cant just let 

anyone
run amok with

commune
ication
that would be
chaos

nevermind that
ye olde english
ran hundreds of years
before samuel beckett
& noah webster
just fine

or that lexiconigrapherists
just make shit up
according to how they see language used

no we need to have like they got
one of them central committees of language
like in france
right
wait
shit

with no apologies to the dead kennedies

yours for the revolution
forbidden books

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